JL's Columbia SC Real Estate Blog: New Weight Loss Routine(humor)

 Heard this joke from a friend and thought I would share with the crowd.

 A gentleman had been trying his best to lose weight but could not get motivated. He saw an ad that claimed you could lose weight guaranteed or your money back and thought he would give it a try. The first level was to lose 15 pounds. He called a signed up. The next day his doorbell rang and there was a cute blond standing at the door wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes. She said if you can catch me I'm yours. He chased her for miles and never could catch her. The rest of the week went the same way and by the end of the week you had lost 18 pounds.

 He was very excited about his weight loss and decided that maybe he should sign on for the guaranteed 30 pounds to see how it would work. The next day his dorrbell rang and he opened the door to see a drop dead gorgeous young lady standing there in nothing but a pair of running shoes. She said the same as the first, if he could catch her, then he could have her. This went on for the next week and no matter how hard he tried he could not catch the young lady. At the end of the week he had lost his thirty pounds though, so he was very happy.

 Being so excited about his tremendous results so far, he called up the company and told them that he wanted to try the last level. It guaranteed that he would lose 50 pounds. The operator asked him "are you sure you want to do this?" The man's mind was made up that he had to go to the next level. The next day a huge smile crossed his face when he heard the doorbell and he ran over to open the door. Standing before him was a huge body with rippled muscles wearing nothing but running shoes. The body builder said " if I catch you, your ass is mine!"

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