JL's Columbia SC Real Estate Blog: New Weight Loss Routine(humor)

New Weight Loss Routine(humor)

 Heard this joke from a friend and thought I would share with the crowd.

 A gentleman had been trying his best to lose weight but could not get motivated. He saw an ad that claimed you could lose weight guaranteed or your money back and thought he would give it a try. The first level was to lose 15 pounds. He called a signed up. The next day his doorbell rang and there was a cute blond standing at the door wearing nothing but a pair of running shoes. She said if you can catch me I'm yours. He chased her for miles and never could catch her. The rest of the week went the same way and by the end of the week you had lost 18 pounds.

 He was very excited about his weight loss and decided that maybe he should sign on for the guaranteed 30 pounds to see how it would work. The next day his dorrbell rang and he opened the door to see a drop dead gorgeous young lady standing there in nothing but a pair of running shoes. She said the same as the first, if he could catch her, then he could have her. This went on for the next week and no matter how hard he tried he could not catch the young lady. At the end of the week he had lost his thirty pounds though, so he was very happy.

 Being so excited about his tremendous results so far, he called up the company and told them that he wanted to try the last level. It guaranteed that he would lose 50 pounds. The operator asked him "are you sure you want to do this?" The man's mind was made up that he had to go to the next level. The next day a huge smile crossed his face when he heard the doorbell and he ran over to open the door. Standing before him was a huge body with rippled muscles wearing nothing but running shoes. The body builder said " if I catch you, your ass is mine!"




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Comment balloon 12 commentsJL Boney, III • June 18 2009 03:24PM



Great story I think I saw the guy running though Boca Raton.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig


Posted by Lou Ludwig, Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC (Ludwig & Associates) about 11 years ago

Too Cute!!! Thanks for sharing....I was expecting a lion or bear to be chasing him.

Posted by Tina Allen (Exit Realty Tri-County) about 11 years ago

hahaha, send him to my door.

Posted by Angelia Garcia (Pure Realtors) about 11 years ago

LOL...Ok, now that would bring back even my Speed!  thanks for the afternoon lift!

Posted by William Feela, Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No. (WHISPERING PINES REALTY) about 11 years ago

Now that's funny!  I thought it was going to say it was "Big Bertha" wearing nothing but a pair of tennis shoes, LOL!

Chanda panda

Posted by Chanda Barrick, in referral (Keller Williams Indy Metro Northeast) about 11 years ago

HAhahaha!!!!! Bet that dude ran like hell and was never seen again.

Posted by Cameron Wilson, The Short Guy - Murrieta,Temecula,Menifee Californ (Labrum Real Estate) about 11 years ago

Whenever I talk about exercise and running, my response has always been the same...  I dont enjoy running and the only time I run is if someone is chasing me. This sounds like the exercise for me. LOL

Posted by John Cannata, Texas Home Mortgage - Purchase or Refinance (214-728-0449 http://TexasLoanGuy.com) about 11 years ago

JL --- That is really funny --- I laughed out loud. Thanks for sharing. Have a great weekend.

Mama Liz's Signature

Posted by Liz Loadholt, Realtor--Broker-in-charge - Trainer--Relocation Director Covering SC (Liz Loadholt- AgentOwned Realty- Covering SC) about 11 years ago

JL, thanks for that chuckle! 

Posted by Laura Giannotta, Your Realtor Down the Shore! (Keller Williams Realty - Atlantic Shore ) about 11 years ago

Hi JL-That sounds like a plan now all I need is a HOT young guy and I'd run like the wind to catch him. With the bodybuilder I'd be running faster in the opposite direction. <SMILE>

Posted by Sharon Lee, Retired and loving life (Sharon Lee's Virtual Assistance) about 11 years ago

Lou- Then you already have a good visual.

Tina- That would be too expected.

Angelia- You're not going to chase him are you?

Bill- I think it would bring back mine as well.

Chanda- There always has to be a twist.

Posted by JL Boney, III, Columbia, SC Real Estate (Coldwell Banker) about 11 years ago

Cameron- I don't think he will ever be seen again my friend.

John- I know it would make me move along.

Liz- I thought it was pretty funny too.

Laura- You're welcome.

Sharon- Just start chasing the next one you see.

Posted by JL Boney, III, Columbia, SC Real Estate (Coldwell Banker) about 11 years ago